On a scale of 'everything is fine' to 'I just tried to put my phone in the fridge,' how's your brain today?
I'm currently at 'forgot what I was saying mid-sentence three times in one conversation' level.
Started my first day at my new job yesterday and my brain is still trying to catch up. Pretty sure I looked at the same PowerPoint slide for 10 minutes without retaining a single word.
Also made coffee this morning, walked away, forgot about it, made another cup, and then found the first one 2 hours later. Cold coffee for the win.
Drop your chaos rating below ๐
Are you:
- Fully functioning human โ
- Forgot why you walked into this room ๐ค
- Lost your phone while actively using it ๐ฑ
- Put your keys in the fridge and your milk in your bag ๐ฅ
- Currently unsure what day it is ๐
- Other (please explain because I need to know) ๐