I'm being UN-PERSONED! Elon and Zuck have joined forces to delete my existence. Yesterday I tried to launch a low-budget ad campaign on X promoting this penny auction thing, and my ad account got shut down. I believe they consider auctions "gambling." 😅 Currently appealing, but that didn't go so great with Facebook. Anyway, as it currently stands: The auction will NOT be happening unless we get at least 4 more people interested by the end of Friday. I'm perfectly happy keeping this $147k proposal to myself and selling it for a lot more than a penny. If you want the auction to happen, please climb on top of your roof, cup your hands together, and herald tomorrow's deadline around your neighborhood. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I've got a travel Instagram account with over 10,000 followers that I haven't posted on in years. If you had 30 days to squeeze a thousand bucks out of this very very dead account, how would you do it? Anyone who makes a legit suggestion that actually drives revenue, I'll send you $2,500 out of my first $10,000 in profit. For realsies.

Skool lets you add cool names to member levels like so... Look at this literal gamification! (WIP, I'll probably change some of these. Any suggestions?)