🔥 AUCTION OVER! THE PROPOSAL THAT RETIRED ME FROM UPWORK
The auction has ended! Congratulations to for taking home my very own "Upwork Retirement Proposal" and a big stack of bonuses for the very nice sum of 35,000 pennies!
JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE'S WHAT WENT DOWN...
Get the exact Upwork proposal template I used to land $159,000 in low-stress retainers while I work 15-hour weeks and travel the world.
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I don't freelance on Upwork anymore.
Not because it stopped working.
Because ONE proposal template worked so well it retired me.
👉 $159,000 in contracts.
👉 Clients who hired me over 50+ other applicants.
👉 Clients who APOLOGIZED for wasting my time when they couldn't afford me.
👉 $12k retainers from people who'd never met me.
Now, I hire people to push the buttons while I look at graphs and tell jokes on Zoom calls.
In May, when we go to Japan for 2.5 weeks, other people will keep my machine running while I eat raw fish next to Mt. Fuji.
All from Upwork clients. The place everyone says has zero high-paying clients.
🙄
Here’s what we’re gonna do.
Grab a walker. Amble on over to the cafeteria and snag a cup of prune juice. Then meet me in the day room and let’s reminisce about the good ol’ days when Upwork was still Elance…
🎉🎉 Welcome to the Upwork Retirement Auction! 🎉🎉
Winner gets the Upwork proposal template that retired me from Upwork—plus, I’ll show you how to “reverse engineer” it for any job your heart desires.
Bids start at one cent.
Bids can only go UP by one cent.
AND...
EVERYONE who bids at least one penny in the auction gets a free bonus:
The Profile Rescue Kit, which'll fix everything wrong with your profile (that clients actually care about) so you can stop obsessing over which angle to take your next headshot pic.
🤯 But wait, there's more...lol. 🤯
IF...
If we get a ton of action on the auction, we'll unlock truckloads of additional hot bonuses for you to stuff in your pockets.
One more thing:
You're getting the exact proposal structure that pulled six figures out of a platform I no longer compete on.
Which means ZERO competition from me using it.
✅ WHEN: Auction and bidding start NOW.
✅ WHAT TO DO: Bidding starts at $0.01. One penny. Next bidder can ONLY increase by a
penny...meaning $0.02. And so on...
✅ END TIME? Whenever I think we've run out of steam. If you want this--and I would have killed for this template 10 years ago--get in here and drop your bid.
👉 DROP YOUR PENNIES BELOW!
Your number one fan,
Nick
P.S. Questions? Let me know below!
🎁 WINNER BONSUSES 🎁
🎁 The UN-GHOST Kit ($54 standalone) — client opened your proposal and went quiet? Send this. Asked your price and vanished? Send this. Copy-paste follow-ups that turn ghosted conversations into booked jobs.
🎁 Watch Real Clients Hire ($97 standalone) — watch me evaluate real Upwork proposals, profiles, and follow-ups as a client on LIVE job posts. You'll see exactly where the deal is dying between "interested" and "hired."
🎁 The Price Doubler — how to raise your rates FAST, cut your workload in half, and fire the clients clogging up your brain capacity.
🎁 COMMUNITY BONUSES UNLOCKED 🎁
(For every bidder, even if you don't win)
🚑 Profile Rescue Kit: Fixes your Upwork profile in 5 minutes so please for the love of god stop asking me to critique your profiles. THIS is how I'd want to see your profile if I hired you.
🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
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