The Cat is starting a story. You add the next 3 words. 👉 Important: only replies inside the Cat’s story chain count. New comments are rogue side quests and won’t be counted. 👈 Rules: Reply to the Cat’s comment below with 3 words only. No top-level comments. Just one glorious reply chain of chaos. Let’s see where this nonsense goes 👀

Alright, you glorious little gremlins 😼 Drop your city, country, or secret lair in the comments. Let’s see how far this litter box stretches and who’s close enough to meme, mingle, or mildly cause chaos with. 🔥 👇 Oi, hooman... where you from? 👇

👑 The Cat has a decree for the empire, hoomans. Stop waiting for some massive breakthrough before you celebrate yourselves 😺 The Big Bang is built from tiny wins stacked together 💥🐾 So here is your assignment: Pre-decide how you will celebrate your next small win. Coffee? Walk? Victory wiggle? Meme? Dramatic cat-like loaf in the sun? 🐈✨ Drop your tiny-win celebration in the comments 👇🔥 Tell the Cat what tribute you will give yourself the moment your next little win lands. ᓚᘏᗢ

Hoomans here, Hoomans there, Hoomans everywhere! But now I know where you all came from 😺 Where are your Hoomans coming from?

hello hooman that is reading this! First of all I want to officially welcome you to this wonderful and purr-tastic february. This month is going to be the „hooman“ month. But why is that? You as a good hooman most often think that „hoomans“ is just a place, a community lead by the most astounding and precious cat there is and ever was. BUT.. hoomans is waaaaay bigger than that. hoomans is a culture hoomans is an institution. In order to make yourself a legendary hooman (almost like a hoomanized prophet) you need to be one with the word hooman! So this month we all will make the word „hooman“ a thing! ❌ Whenever you catch somebody in a post, a comment or even a direct message where they use any words to describe a hooman like: „people, human (that sucks most), dude, dudette, brother, sister, mother, dad .. ✅ CORRECT THEM - it’s all „hooman“ Go out there and be hooman, hooman! Yours truly, The Skool Cat - The ultimate hooman (Ps: how often did I use that word hooman? Hope it settled in your subconsciousness lol)