This story comes from Czechoslovakia before the fall of the Soviet Union. A man had a parrot, but the bird escaped its cage and flew out the window. So the man went to the police station to file a report. He gave a description of the bird and said, “If somebody finds the bird and turns it in, it’s mine, but its politics are its own.” I suggest that Armin tells this story, on his stream with Goldie, as if it is an actual report from Iran translated into Farsi, so we can watch Goldie’s reaction. Then he can retell it in English.