hoomans… your emperor is wide awake and checking who’s actually part of this little cult. Today we do a paw-fficial Roll Call Ritual 🐾​. Your hooman mission is to comment: - Who are you? - Why did you land here in hoomans.? - What’s one thing you want from this community? No pitch, no performance. Just real hoomans stepping out of their shadows. Drop your comment below. Your emperor reads EVERYTHING and is already handing out invisible fluffy medals to the brave ones. 🐈‍⬛👑​ Yours truly, The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 🐈‍⬛✨

this was such a wonderful call 😍 so nice seeing everyone and meeting new people! @Beverley Lockett @Tom Stoll @Robin Swanson @Irfan Delic @Keith Berg @Alexander Pite @Mindy Molein @Jessica Scola @Angela Day and thanks for the heads up @The Skool Cat 🤣

hoomans.. i need you (i know it sounds weird..) Important royal update from the throne: Last night, The Skool Cat became a parent again. Yes, you read that right! Tiny kittens have entered the empire. Chaos, cuddles, zero sleep. The full package. Which means tonight… we’re flipping the script. Usually I am your entertainer and guardian of skool culture. Tonight, you are on stage. For our Shit Chat #1 of the year, I will sit back with my mini‑cats, watch closely, and see: - What have you hoomans been building, trying, breaking, fixing? - What did you do to make this year’s start more than just “New Year, new to‑do list”? - How are you making hoomans. and skool culture louder, weirder, warmer? Think of it as “Show & Tell for the Emperor”: stories, wins, fails, experiments, screenshots, lessons – bring it. 📅 Mark your royal attendance for tonight: Shit Chat #1 And while you’re already in your hooman calendar: ⭐ Also mark Shit Chat #2 – the big highlight of our glorious kick‑off into this year: Shit Chat #2 Tonight, you don’t just “attend a call”. You prove to a very sleep‑deprived, very attentive cat parent that this community can run the show when I’m covered in kittens. Don’t make me regret believing in you. The Skool Cat, now also Emperor of Culture AND Kittens 🐱

hoomans .. i am doing a little victory lap across the dashboard today… not because of some giant launch or massive revenue spike, but because of the tiny things you did this week that nobody else even noticed. Let’s collect them. What’s one small win from this week that you’re secretly proud of? Doesn’t have to be sexy or “LinkedIn-worthy”. - Maybe you finally cleaned up a messy Notion board. - Maybe you answered a hard email instead of letting it rot. - Maybe you protected two hours of deep work. - Maybe you just took a real evening off without feeling guilty. Drop one tiny win in the comments. ⬇️ No overthinking. One line is enough. I’ll be prowling through the replies, sprinkling catnip on my favorites. Yours truly, The Skool Cat 🐈‍⬛✨

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