Here are a couple good ones I found: When Chuck Norris turned 18 he moved out and told his dad "you're the man of the house now." Chuck Norris carried the ambulance to the hospital as he was dying. Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone. Chuck Norris didn't die, he left Earth to challenge more formidable opponents. The grim reaper didn't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris found the grim reaper.