I allow myself one solid moan per year, usually during this time when fewer are watching. This is it. Why must everyone have an opinion on what a professional writer writes? Few non-engineers would comment on a technical drawing because they don’t have the degree that would qualify them, but they feel obliged to comment on a professional’s craft that might take them a lifetime to learn. Anyone who can read thinks they write well, but most of them can’t and don’t know what good writing is. For instance, some detractors will accuse copy of being so clear and succinct that it can’t possibly be any good. It sounds too natural, they might say – “almost like you speak!” I suspect they want to see lots of complicated Latin-based words and overlong French ones with diphthongs and such. If it starts with “T’was a dark and stormy night” then he must be a genius, right? Please, people.