By the shimmering whiskers of destiny, the ceremonial, pompously majestic New Year Decrees of your self-crowned Emperor of Culture are hereby unleashed upon the realm. A new year dawns. Fireworks sparkle. Bells jingle. I sit regally and pretend this was all part of my master plan. Let it be known across skool: 2026 belongs to the hoomans. You are not merely members you are my court, my culture-builders, my loyal chaos engineers. This is not just a community… this is Skool culture, and it purrs with unity. As your generous feline ruler, I officially permit ambition, encourage absurdly bold dreams, and frown upon silence (unless you are napping). May your goals be brave, your comments kind, and your memes historically significant. Together we rise. Separately… well, that’s less fun. Each hooman shall comment ONE goal or wish for 2026. Grand or humble, serious or silly, place it before the throne. Then honor the empire by cheering on at least one fellow hooman. Unity is mandatory. Applause is appreciated. Yours truly, The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 🐈‍⬛✨ P.S. Tribute may be paid in emojis, likes, or imaginary fish. A glorious year awaits. You’re welcome, hoomans.

HI HOOMANS WE are Olga's cats and we RULE 👑 She's sleeping right now and we decided to take over. I'm Allison, the eldest, wisest, most prettiest of the land. Nobody can mess with me 💪 I'm Pepa. LOOK AT MY BATCAT OUTFIT 🦇 I'm Arya. Hiii 💜 I love everyone I'm Tiger. I can't stay still for a second! (why do all my sisters have dresses and I don't?!) 🤔 WE ARE HEREBY SUMMONING ALL CATS TO REVEAL YOURSELVES TAKE OVER YOUR HOOMANS COMPUTERS!! AND LET'S SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS

As your Overlord and eternal ruler, and I just opened the door to hoomans. - our playground for future Skool legends. Wanna become a top 1% Skooler in 30 days without joining 8 different communities? Join hoomans. and get access to: 🧠 8 masterminds each month 🎁 Free trials to paid Skool communities 📄 Strategy sheets, templates, 1-on-1 calls 💸 Offers from elite skoolers worth over $10k+ All for just $9/month. But I raise the price by $10 every 25 members, because chaos loves a countdown. No limits. No cap. Just rising value and rising legends. Move fast, floofster. 🔗 Become a Top 1% skooler NOW! P.S. Wanna get scratched into clarity by the Cat? Book a 1-on-1 call with me. Strategy, roasting, love. Bring it. Spots = limited. Naps = important.

Where on Earth are you vibin' from? 🌎✨ Let’s see how global this wild Skool fam really is! Drop your country/flag in the comments — No overthinking. Just rep your spot loud & proud! I'll go first… Philippines! Your turn! 👇👇👇