🐾 Meet the One Who Pays for the Treats (and Talks to Hoomans)
But first me, Hunter AKA Commander Floof Breed: Wolf of Mystery 🐺 Title: Head of Backyard Patrol Known for: Taking my job very seriously and howling at the moon or singing the song of my people Voted “Most Likely to Spark a Zoomie Crisis During a Zoom Call” Hooman: Angela (she thinks she’s in charge 🙄) My hooman’s a bit of a health nut. Not for herself, for ME! 🥩 She talks about nutrition. 🦴 She pokes my glutes to check muscle tone. Rude! 📚 She reads textbooks. FOR FUN. (Who even does that ❓) Anyway, she’s a Dog Rehab & Core Fitness Specialist… which means she tells other hoomans how to keep their doggos less breaky and more zoomy. She also created this Skool group back home in the YOU_K, but we’re just here to hang out, share the love, and maybe cause a little mischief ..... Things you should know about her: - She believes core muscles are life. - She doesn’t let me eat pebbles. - She gives brilliant belly rubs. - And she’s dead serious about canine health, but never takes herself too seriously. We know this is cat territory 😼 But if you’ve got room for one slightly over-enthusiastic canine and his wellness-obsessed hooman we’re in. May your litter trays be fresh and your zoomies well-timed Sniff ya later, Commander Floof and Hooman Angela at your service 🐺