The $2,000/Week DM That Almost Looked Real
I want to walk you through something that landed in my LinkedIn DMs this week, because if you are early in this journey and hungry for strategic opportunities, you are exactly who this kind of message is built to catch. Here is the pitch, almost word for word: "Hi Matthew. I am looking for a Tech rep to help my friend. Part time, PM-level, only handle client video meetings. I excel at development, but need communication support with clients. Will be good extra income in your spare time (5 hours/week, $1,000-$2,000/week)." Twenty-three minutes later, a follow-up: "Are you open to collaboration?" Sender profile: Principal AI Engineer at a real, well-known consulting firm. Based in a small US town. Clean photo. Plausible bio. The kind of profile that, if you are excited and busy, you might just reply to. I almost did. Then I ran the OSINT pass. --- WHY THIS PITCH IS A SCAM The math gives it away first. $1,000 to $2,000 per week for 5 hours of video calls is $200 to $400 per hour. Real fractional PM work tops out around $150 per hour. Anyone offering 2x to 4x market rate for less work is not buying your skill. They are buying your name and your silence. Then the structural tells: 1. "Help my friend." Real hiring says "we are hiring" or "my company needs." Friend language is distance language. It lets the proposer disappear when questions get sharp. 2. The role is structurally a front. "I am great at development but need someone for the client calls" is not how real dev shops work. Engineers who hate sales hire account managers with KPIs and deliverables, not a vague "tech rep" who only shows up on Zoom. 3. Geography contradicts the request. Profile says small US town. If he is genuinely US-based, why does he need a US-based proxy to handle US-style client calls? The location claim and the request contradict each other. 4. Zero public footprint. A real Principal AI Engineer working in RAG and agentic systems almost always has GitHub commits, a Medium post, a conference talk, a LinkedIn article, something. This profile had nothing. The bio read as boilerplate, possibly AI-generated.