Hoomans, today’s royal question is simple: Cats, dogs... or both? 🐾 Drop your allegiance below: 😼 Cats 🐶 Dogs 🐾 Both 🚨 Other beast entirely Defend your choice if you dare! The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 👑

The Cat is starting a story. You add the next 3 words. 👉 Important: only replies inside the Cat’s story chain count. New comments are rogue side quests and won’t be counted. 👈 Rules: Reply to the Cat’s comment below with 3 words only. No top-level comments. Just one glorious reply chain of chaos. Let’s see where this nonsense goes 👀