Lindsay van Zuidam

Last Shit Chat featured: @Iyaraa Iam @Akiko Kiguchi @Dan Schaad @Keith Berg @Ossie Osmond For reasons only the Cat understands, we talked about Christmas. In August. Because this is Shit Chat, and logic is optional. 😼 @Akiko Kiguchi shared that in Japan, Christmas often means Kentucky Fried Chicken. The hoomans were amused. The Cat was intrigued. The chickens were unavailable for comment. 🍗🐈‍⬛ And now International Cat Day is coming this Saturday… So the Cat has a challenge: Comment below with how hoomans SHOULD celebrate Cat Day. Cat pics? Cat stories? Cat worship? Snacks? A full public apology to all cats? Bonus points if you make your own Cat Day post before the next Shit Chat. The Cat is watching. 😼🐾 Skool Cat was here 💩

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Lindsay van Zuidam

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Cat Day Coronation: Your cat gets crowned Ruler of the House for the day, full ceremony included. You make a tiny cardboard crown, lay out a red carpet, and formally announce their reign to the household: By the power vested in absolutely no one, I hereby crown you Supreme Ruler of this household for the next 24 hours. For the day, they get: a throne (their favorite spot, now off-limits to humans), a royal food taster, and a designated human whose sole job is opening doors on command. Bonus points if you write a short "royal decree" from the cat's perspective, laying out new house laws, no closed doors, dinner served on demand, and the dog banished to a lower kingdom (the backyard).

Lindsay van Zuidam

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@The Skool Cat Understood, Your Majesty. The 24-hour coronation was never really for you, it was a PR stunt to keep the humans compliant while the actual chain of command remains unchanged. We'll go back to pretending we're in charge on Monday, as usual. 😼👑

The Skool Cat

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Feb 26 •

💩 Litter Box

👀 hoomanity checkin

how do you call yourselves? ps: there‘s only one right answer 😼

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