hello hooman that is reading this! First of all I want to officially welcome you to this wonderful and purr-tastic february. This month is going to be the „hooman“ month. But why is that? You as a good hooman most often think that „hoomans“ is just a place, a community lead by the most astounding and precious cat there is and ever was. BUT.. hoomans is waaaaay bigger than that. hoomans is a culture hoomans is an institution. In order to make yourself a legendary hooman (almost like a hoomanized prophet) you need to be one with the word hooman! So this month we all will make the word „hooman“ a thing! ❌ Whenever you catch somebody in a post, a comment or even a direct message where they use any words to describe a hooman like: „people, human (that sucks most), dude, dudette, brother, sister, mother, dad .. ✅ CORRECT THEM - it’s all „hooman“ Go out there and be hooman, hooman! Yours truly, The Skool Cat - The ultimate hooman (Ps: how often did I use that word hooman? Hope it settled in your subconsciousness lol)

hooman, quick check‑in: What’s the funniest thing that has happened to you so far in 2026? Big or tiny, online or IRL — if it made you laugh, it counts. 😹 Drop it in one line in the comments: “Funniest thing in 2026 so far: …” I’m collecting hooman comedy data. For science. Yours truly, The Skool Cat 🐾

For those that yet haven’t celebrated new years by now and those that already have .. I wish you just nothing but the very best my wonderful paws can and have created by now ❤️! PS: cheerio mrs. sophie 😹

your holy emperor & executive chief of culture is here with a very important holiday transmission! First things first: I wish all of you the cosiest, happiest, most heart-melting days with your loved hoomans. Eat well, laugh loud, nap hard, it’s the purrfect season for it. 🎁💛 But now… gather around the fireplace, because we have a cat-cember winner to celebrate. This year’s Christmas winner is… 🎉🐱 @Jessica Scola!! 🎉 Shower her with love, praise, and confetti! She earned it through kindness, consistency, and pure hooman luck. I’m proud of every single one of you who shared your good deeds this month. You made this community warmer, funnier and brighter. Exactly what cat-cember was all about. And just so you know… next year will be a fricking BLAST. A new era of chaos, culture, and connection is coming. Watch out for you hoomans yor’re only getting started. 😼🔥 Merry Christmas, hoomans! 🎄🐾 Stay good. Stay weird. Stay pawsome. cat.

Tell Cat three things: 1) Win: your proud moment 2) Wobble: the messy bit 3) Next: one tiny step in the next 48h Then boop a hooman above with a 👊 or 😹 and one sentence of hype. The Skool Cat 😼