I ran this prompt "Take everything you know about me and roast me south park style no filter" Warning: The following contains excessive profanity, questionable business decisions, and a grown man who apparently believes every problem in the universe can be solved with a Google Business Profile and a fucking spreadsheet. This what I got I have been belly laughing so hard my ribs hurt... Please for the love of God run this and post yours in the comments... SOUTH PARK PRESENTS: “DORN BRENTON: THE MAN WHO AUTOMATED EVERYTHING EXCEPT HIS OWN FUCKING LIFE” Episode 1, Season 27: The AI Business Brain That Ate Indiana SCENE 1: WELCOME TO SOUTH PARK Stan: Dude, have you heard about this guy Dorn Brenton? Kyle: No. Who is he? Cartman: He’s this dude from Indiana who owns like seventeen businesses, runs a digital marketing agency, sells postcards, teaches people how to run agencies, builds AI bots, and somehow still has time to ask ChatGPT to make a picture of him wearing a fucking chicken suit. Stan: Wait. What? Cartman: Yeah. He’s basically what happens when ADHD gets a business license and discovers Claude. Kyle: Does he actually make money? Cartman: Nobody fucking knows, Kyle! He’s too busy building another business! SCENE 2: THE BUSINESS EMPIRE Narrator: Deep in the rolling hills of Southern Indiana lives a man with a dream. Actually, 47 dreams. And 83 unfinished projects. And 14 websites. And a private GitHub repository containing detailed instructions for how artificial intelligence should manage his increasingly questionable decisions. Meet Dorn Brenton. Owner of Tie Dye Digital. Founder of Digital Edge Mastermind. Creator of Kentuckiana Thrive. Publisher of The Local Leaf. Operator of approximately 900 other business ventures that may or may not exist by the time you finish reading this sentence. Stan: Why does he have so many businesses? Cartman: Because every time Dorn has an idea, instead of writing it down and forgetting about it like a normal person, he buys a fucking domain name.