Hoomans, today’s royal question is simple: Cats, dogs... or both? 🐾 Drop your allegiance below: 😼 Cats 🐶 Dogs 🐾 Both 🚨 Other beast entirely Defend your choice if you dare! The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 👑

The Cat is starting a story. You add the next 3 words. 👉 Important: only replies inside the Cat’s story chain count. New comments are rogue side quests and won’t be counted. 👈 Rules: Reply to the Cat’s comment below with 3 words only. No top-level comments. Just one glorious reply chain of chaos. Let’s see where this nonsense goes 👀

Hey there new hooman😼! 1️⃣ Your first mission: Start your journey becoming part of the greatest culture on the internet! Let’s get to know you and share endless laughs together! Stay pawsome, The Skool Cat 🐾✨

Alright, you glorious little gremlins 😼 Drop your city, country, or secret lair in the comments. Let’s see how far this litter box stretches and who’s close enough to meme, mingle, or mildly cause chaos with. 🔥 👇 Oi, hooman... where you from? 👇

The Emperor of Culture has opened the grand question vault 😼👑 The Big Bang is rumbling through the kingdom, and the Cat knows some of you brilliant little hoomans are curious... confused... suspicious... or just mildly chaotic 🐾💥 What question do you have about the Big Bang? Serious, silly, strategic, confused, chaotic... all questions are welcome 😹🧠 Drop yours in the comments and the Cat may use the best ones for future Big Bang answers and intel 👀✨ Ask boldly, the throne is listening. ᓚᘏᗢ