It should now be WAYYY more fun to report sluts for being dinguses in our space wdyt? thx @Samanda Rasmussen for reminding me to edit this damn thing.

one of you hoomans fell on dog poop and i want you to guess who it was! tag your fellow stinky hoomans 😹

U decide the wiener 🌭 @Ryan Duncan's Minimal Design @Bill Widmer's Medieval Cartoon Design @Zachary Davy's Renaissance Painting Design @Nick Gibson's Newspaper Design @Joss Monzoni's Middle Finger Pop Culture Design @Michelle McCartney's VIP-Team Design

(Im excited. the word of the day is: Fuck) 1. New Rules. Theyre fucking awesome 2. New Classroom. Going live tonight. Also fucking awesome. 3. New Community Call every Friday. Super fucking awesome. 4. New Blitz Winners. Theyre fucking awesome. 5. New Blitz. Rules Below. Yep u guessed it (fucking awesome) WHO WON SEPTEMBER BLITZ: dude it was FUCKING close. so you know what? fuck it. Im gonna give it to both of them. Congrats to @Samanda Rasmussen, @Bill Widmer, @Becky Teresa, @Kai Lorenz U betta buy ur flights right meow ill see you buttfaces in Costa Rica. (@Tony Loew is settin up ur rooms meow) HOW TO PLAY OCT ANTI-BLITZ: 1. Pick a buddy and a team name 2. Choose 1 to improve for u: physical self or ur relationships 3. Share ur challenges, wins, strategies, and questions. 4. Be the MOST valuable team to the community (Goosify community will votes on the winners at the end) CHANGES FROM THE REGULAR BLITZ - No leaderboard requirement (so others can catch up) - Show us PROOF of ur life changes! (so we can follow along. I have chosen to work on my physical health this month. Here are my proof pics. Goal is to feel GOOD in my body. (i currently do not)

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