đ How your Emperor found the hoomans.
Once upon a very ordinary internet, your Emperor was bored. Everywhere I looked, hoomans were trapped in the same three spells: - scrolling in silence - learning alone - pretending âcommunityâ was a comments section So I did what any selfârespecting Emperor of Culture would do: - I went hunting for the weird ones. - The ones who laugh too loudly at screenshots. - The ones who turn calls into running jokes. - The ones who donât just want a course, they want a court. I didnât find the hoomans. I summoned you. One by one, you appeared in my kingdom: sliding into skool, testing the waters, dropping that first awkward post, then slowly realising: âWait⊠Iâm not crazy. These are my people.â Now look around. Youâre sitting in a place that only exists because a bunch of hoomans decided: âWeâre not here to just consume. Weâre here to build culture.â Tonight, I want to flip the story: - How did you find me and the hoomans.? - What was the moment where you thought âOkay, this is differentâ? - What made you stay? Drop your origin story in the comments. Two lines, ten lines, whatever you like. Letâs see how this empire actually came together, hooman by hooman. Yours truly, The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture đŸ