There is a soupy ladle on the 17th tile (next to the hexagonal side portion.) I have seen other objects on other tiles, but am wearing the wrong glasses. Perhaps my fellow residents could identify them?

I regret to inform residents the word 's-a-u-s-a-g-e' has been misplaced, somewhere within the Castle. Residents will, naturally, be unable to speak or write the word until it has been recovered. For those asking, I was only able to depict the word above by using the 'hyphens' workaround. Can any residents please remind me of the other words that remain lost within the castle's numerous crevices? 🤔 P.S. Auntie Gooch's famous sossidge (aha, another workaround) sandwich will still be available in the cafe parlour tomorrow (saturday)... but residents will have to get creative when it comes to ordering same.

The Knight With An Onion For A Head has been spotted attempting to wreak havoc in our newly-opened onion museum. Residents have reported him kneeling down behind the various onion displays and placing his head upon them, in order to masquerade as the real thing. When museum visitors come within two metres of him, he snarls alarming and/or confusing utterances at them. "In retrospect," says Michael J Frisque, the museum's curator, "I'll admit we should have foreseen this type of thing." The Knight's last reported utterance, as reported by the Widow Moulinex, was: "May your legs be slathered with marmalade, then snapped clean off. Like television sets." Please report anything you hear the Knight uttering in the museum.

Today's Castle weather is mostly eggs, with a side of lovely cinnamon. Please carry a frying pan and mixing bowl at all times.

The floor of the De Chauncey Hall has elbows poking up from it, at 12-inch intervals. Proceed with caution - and please advise if any of the elbows change behaviour or appearance.