Last Shit Chat featured: @Iyaraa Iam @Akiko Kiguchi @Dan Schaad @Keith Berg @Ossie Osmond For reasons only the Cat understands, we talked about Christmas. In August. Because this is Shit Chat, and logic is optional. 😼 @Akiko Kiguchi shared that in Japan, Christmas often means Kentucky Fried Chicken. The hoomans were amused. The Cat was intrigued. The chickens were unavailable for comment. 🍗🐈‍⬛ And now International Cat Day is coming this Saturday… So the Cat has a challenge: Comment below with how hoomans SHOULD celebrate Cat Day. Cat pics? Cat stories? Cat worship? Snacks? A full public apology to all cats? Bonus points if you make your own Cat Day post before the next Shit Chat. The Cat is watching. 😼🐾 Skool Cat was here 💩

On Tuesday, right after Skool News, the litter box opens once again. Expect laughs, unexpected rabbit holes, questionable wisdom, and a room full of hoomans who somehow manage to turn almost any topic into a memorable conversation. 🐾💩 Think you'll be there? Leave a 😼 in the comments. Already know you can't make it? Confess your excuse below... the Cat may choose to be merciful. (No promises.) 😹 👉 Click here for the link + your local time 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK The cardboard boxes are ready. All that's missing is you. 🐾

Today, Tuesday, right after Skool News, the litter box opens once again. Expect laughter, random detours, terrible jokes, surprisingly good conversations... and the occasional moment where someone accidentally says something genuinely profound. 🐾💩 Planning to join? Drop a 😼 below. Can't make it? Tell the Cat your excuse in the comments. The judgement will be swift... and mostly affectionate. 😹 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK 👉 Click here for the link + your local time We'll save you a spot in the litter box. 🐾

This Shit Chat had one clear theme: Pets are adorable little chaos machines. 😼 Thank you to the hoomans in the litter box: @Akiko Kiguchi @Dan Schaad @Fabiola Luciani @Jan Schmaranzer @Keith Berg @Mindy Molein We had cats, dogs, bunnies, carpet revenge, strategic meowing, sneezing rescue missions, and Keith possibly preparing for Cat Number Three. 🐈‍⬛🐶🐰 @Jan Schmaranzer also turned @Keith Berg's funny face into a fake background, which somehow led to beard scratching and almost nose picking. Very dignified. Very hooman. 😹 Also… @Mindy Molein teased mysterious “feed” gossip and then refused to explain until next week. Rude. Excellent. Very Cat. So here is the Cat Challenge: Comment below with the weirdest thing your pet does. Bonus points if you make your own pet post before next Shit Chat. The litter box is open. 💩🐾 Skool Cat was here 😼

Yesterday’s Shit Chat had 9 hoomans and one highly qualified Cat in attendance. 🐾😼 Thank you to the brave souls in the litter box: @Adam Karpenter @Adam Richardson @Crystal Green @Dan Schaad @Des Cooke @Fiona Morris @Mindy Molein @Robin Swanson @Rosmari Tinus We had random tangents, useful chaos, suspiciously good ideas, and plenty of hooman nonsense. And since International Cat Day is coming on August 8, the Cat now has homework for everyone: Comment below with your cat, your cat story, your favorite cat chaos, or your best excuse for why cats are clearly in charge. 🐈‍⬛ Bonus points if you make your own post before the next Shit Chat. Cat pics. Cat stories. Cat wisdom. Cat nonsense. The litter box is open. 💩😼 Skool Cat was here 🐾