Goosify is to help u grow community, & Interestingly enough, it is often easier to show than tell... so in light of that we have just launched a new classroom called "Jet Fuel"- and u can guess what it does to ur biz. it is for all $9 goosify members, and the main thing it now offers is the classroom keys to the first 3 classrooms in goosify... nope. not kidding. remember when i said i was crazy? heres more proof. have fun :p

Get in the festive spirity ya filthy animals

Alright geese… my last post got deleted faster than a corporate employee who asked, “Wait… what exactly do you DO all day?” So here’s the reboot — unfiltered. This is the only place online where everyone instinctively swipes right on each other. Not romantically — more like, “Ah yes, another high-functioning disaster trying to escape the wage cage. Respect.” And yeah: geese that fly together… fly further. Which is impressive considering half of us can’t even fly in a straight line mentally. For context: I’m deathly allergic to paychecks-for-servitude. Sweats. Hives. Seeing visions. I hear the word “mandatory meeting” and my soul tries to escape my body. It’s genuinely easier to make 100K a month serving people than 100K a year obeying people who write emails like Shakespearean threats. I believe wealth is YOUR God-given right — as loas it comes from helping people win, not from being someone’s domesticated productivity penguin. My brain is spectrum + HD-ADHD + 47 open tabs and one of them is screaming. So I built stupid-simple systems to survive… and they ended up outperforming the straight-A cyborgs with their laminated planners and emotional constipation. And no, I’m not a pleaser. But if you pay attention, I give attention. I match energy — I don’t chase it. Think goose, not golden retriever. If there’s broccoli in your teeth, I’m telling you. Not out of cruelty — out of love and a deep commitment to ending unintentional humiliation. 🚨What’s the one flaming dumpster in your business, brain, or life that you’ve been pretending is “totally fine”? The thing you’d never admit at a family dinner, a corporate review, or to your therapist because even they’d go, “Damn.” Drop it. Let’s drag it into the sunlight and fix it like feral geese with tools. I’ll respond to as many as I can — raw, direct, funny, and completely unqualified in all the right ways.

Please @Goose Dunlavey & team, Make a gif w Goose cheersing us!! Like the one in this post. We don’t want to use the pretty boy Leo DiCaprio, we want OUR OWN Goose cheersing us w our own Goose Juice!!!!! Please, pretties?!!

Hey I'm New HERE! How does this Skool thing work? 😉 I had the absolute honor of co-hosting an incredible IRL event this past week with the Goosify Team and wow, these guys are next level! 🔥 Every moment reminded me that the real magic of Skool isn’t the platform itself… it’s the people behind it. The connections, the laughs, the ideas, that’s the heartbeat of this entire movement. This platform has completely changed my life, and I’m beyond grateful to be surrounded by people who lead with passion and purpose. Miss you all already @Goose Dunlavey @Yahya Kazi @Vincent Roswandowicz @Tony Loew can’t wait for the next one! ❤️ Let me know when you need another cut Yahya 💙💇‍♂️