MEDICAL MAFIA MANOEUVRES 😷
From Patient to Sales Lead - How Sheena Alexandra Turned the Tables on the Medical Mafia — A Sassy Recap with Guru All right, my wonderful humans, let’s settle into the real heart of this weeks story: …we’ve had cosmic curveballs, medical mafia mayhem, and yes — a brief mental cameo from the mystery man himself, RW SC 💫 (Yes, Sheena’s twin flame saga and that Jezebel spirit he was so passionately tangled up with 🤢 still shimmers on the edge of her reality). I smirk with her at the memory of this lesson, not out of bitterness but from the sheer awe of its ugliness — the kind of understanding that lights us both up when we realise just how far Sheena has come on this Twin Flame journey. And Sheena will tell anyone — friends, strangers, the person making her coffee ☕ — that Jules, sorry - JEZ’S betrayal? Hands down, the best thing that’s ever happened to her. But today, the spotlight belongs to Candy 🍬 — a name we’ve given her to protect her privacy and to honour her pure sweetness. Here is the lowdown the medical mafia doesn’t want you to know about: From Tennis Elbow —>> to Prescription Drama Candy walked into the clinic with nothing more sinister than a sore elbow. Tennis elbow, to be exact. But within minutes, the doctor turned it into a full-blown medical soap opera 🎭. The doctor in the white coat gasped at her blood pressure reading like she’d just walked in clutching her chest 💥, announced it was a “miracle” she wasn’t in the ER, and immediately reached for the prescription pad. The drug? Amlodipine — a calcium-channel blocker that has nothing to do with elbows and everything to do with turning patients into billing codes 💸. No second reading. No check for vitamin D, magnesium, potassium, thyroid function, or insulin resistance. No consideration of the fact that she was in pain and stressed (both of which can spike BP). They didn’t investigate. They resolved it through a sales contract 📄. ⸻ Why Candy Was Never a Helpless Patient Here’s the part they didn’t know: Candy isn’t just anyone.