look at that consistency & winning go hand in hand. light it up y'all

one Little Debbie at a time... LOL, but for real I went to the grocery store after work, saw these Swiss Rolls, paused, & was like, "hmmm, Goose said to start expressing ur free-will," & in my cart they went! My mom never bought us "unhealthy" foods, so any time I had these it was at my friends' houses or at school. But today, I realized I'm a fucking adult with the free-will to buy myself a treat 🖕 #WeddingBod #ClearlyNotFocusingOnHealth

a Philly X New Jersey IRL Collab !!! We're collabing with THE Philly Guy, @Michael Impagliazzo (who we love so much) 🫶 📍 Location: Shot Tower Coffee 📅 Date: February 22nd (Sunday) ⏰ Time: 10am - 2pm (but we can totally stay longer) 📫 Address: 542 Christian St, Philadelphia, PA 19147 🎂 Special Celebrations: @Dr. Ericka Pitman's Birthday!!! (it's actually on the 22nd) If you're in the Philly/New Jersey area & have been wanting to go to an IRL event, this is YOUR SIGN!

The suspense is real!! P.S. the only gifts working today properly are our Goosify gifts. Cuz we solid dudes!!!

see you there!