⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️☆ 4/5 “Great service: milk on demand, unlimited cuddles, and 24/7 attention. 💕 I’m taking off one star because Mom says ‘NO’ way too much. Apparently I’m not allowed to open drawers, play with the dishes, or eat things I find on the floor… even though I clearly consider them food. 😂 She also has a suspicious ability to appear out of nowhere asking, ‘WHAT’S IN YOUR MOUTH?’ I suspect surveillance. 👀 Her freedom policies could use some improvement, but I’ll probably change my review back to 5 stars after my nap. — Amelia, Frequent customer for the past year. 😂💕”