format’s changin! we’re doing community audits live (goose audits) you apply we pick a couple each call we fix your stuff live real feedback real time only apply if ur actually gonna show up plzzzzz don’t fumble your own audit 🪿 (applications opening soon)

It wont be $19 for long later in april we launch: - skool manychat - auto dms - upgrade / downgrade notifications - auto dms triggered by notifications and when it all lands, the price goes up! so dont miss the chance to lock in this price

After months of observation, feedback, and several completely unnecessary meetings… we’ve decided to introduce a few small changes effective immediately: 1. All alarms are now legally required to go off on the first ring. No more snoozing. If you hit snooze, it will actually get louder and personally insult your life choices. 2. Wi-Fi will now slow down dramatically whenever you say “just one more episode.”This is a feature, not a bug. 3. Your phone battery will stay at 37% for 2 hours… and then drop to 2% instantly. We don’t control this. We’re just the messengers. 4. Any time you walk into a room and forget why, the reason will not come back. Ever. You now live there. Accept it. 5. Group chats will now show who actually read the message and chose not to reply. No more “Sorry, just saw this!” in 3–5 business days. 6. Autocorrect will stop helping and start exposing you. Good luck explaining that text. We understand this may take some getting used to, but we believe these updates will really improve absolutely nothing. Thank you for your cooperation during this transition. Happy April Fools’ Day 😄 Tagging @Goose Dunlavey just because of the meme

I launched my first (intentional) gifs in January 3 months later: almost 1 Billion views. Reminded me of when i joined skool 3 months later i won the skool games And the first skool ads they asked me to do outperformed all of alexs (even though i completely ignored their script) My same strategies have proven to work - on skool - on ad creatives - and on gifs (and for my next trick, i tackle content) I think i will starting teaching this method in april. 1. if i did, would you want it? 2. what should i call it?

1. Wingman price increases forever 2. Applications announced for my first cohort in 2 yrs 3. A brand new monthly challenge is announced