If you work in a regulated data environment, you already know you can't just send your SQL Server query plans to a cloud LLM. After 18 months of building on a single RTX 3090, I'm excited to share the solution: Bob, an autonomous, locally-hosted AI agent for SQL Server self-healing that never lets your data leave the LAN. Today I'm releasing The Birth of Bob a completely free book detailing the architecture, the code, and why local inference is the only viable answer for DBAs drowning in 200-page health reports. Check out the article below to read it, join the AI-for-DBAs community, and drop your own 3 AM database war stories in the comments. https://minsondata.com/birth-of-bob