First stop: Louie’s Tap House in Roscoe, IL, where I placed 8th out of 99 in the Smoke’n Aces Poker Bar League Monthly Main Event. 🃏 But here’s the twist: I showed up in full Kohl’s gear, from neck to toe—cargo shorts, boat shoes, Parce Rum hat—and a grin that screamed “bargain-hunting stepdad.” From $4 shirts to $444 in Kohl’s debt, I wrote the whole wild ride down. 👉 Read the blog here: Vato.tv/KohlsAdventure