The bag was a tenner, wrapped tight in a black plastic knot, sitting in a puddle of something that might have been old rain or new piss. I picked it up anyway. It was April 2020. The world had shrunk to the damp walls of this alley and the blue light of my phone. My friend, we’ll call him Marcus, he was always the guy with the angles. He’d texted me a week before, a voice note from his basement apartment in Queens. His voice crackled with long-distance static and a strange, evangelical fervour. "Forget the lottery tickets, man. Forget the sports bets. This is it. The last door. You buy a piece of a company, a stock. When the company grows, your money grows. It’s infinite. My boy runs a private group, real private. Website, chatroom, the whole deal. He teaches you how to unlock it. All the money in the world is just sitting there, waiting for you to take it." All the money in the world. In the alley, with the lockdown sirens wailing a few streets over, the idea didn't seem crazy. It seemed like the only sane thought I’d had in months. I wiped my hands on my jeans, unknotted the bag, and used the last of my data to follow the link he sent. The private website was clunky, a relic from a forgotten corner of the internet. But the chatroom was alive. Green and red lines pulsed in little windows. People typed in a code I didn't understand: Pips. Lots. Support and resistance. It was a new language, and I was a mute at a revival meeting. I watched, mesmerised, as a man on a grainy livestream drew lines on a chart. "The market is a story," he said, his voice a smooth American drawl. "It's a story of fear and greed. Learn to read it, and you write your own ending." That was the hook. Write my own ending. I was 27, living in a shared flat that smelled of other people's disappointment, and I was holding a bag of weed in a dirty alley. My ending felt like it had been written for me a long time ago. This was my chance to pick up the pen. The first year was a fever dream. The concepts from the chatroom—trend lines, Fibonacci retracements, Elliott Waves—they didn’t just stay on the screen. They bled into everything. I saw patterns in the cracks on the pavement, in the flight of pigeons, in the rhythm of my own heartbeat. I wasn't learning to trade; I was learning the universe's secret code. I was going to be rich. I was going to be a god.