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🤣🤣🤣 The Many Matthews: A Semester Timeline
🤣 OH... absolutely a Swearabulary pattern!!! 🧔📚 The Many Matthews Loop™ A Swearabulary Case Study in Time, Regret, and Homework 😎 Monday Matthew "Looks manageable." Opens Canvas. Sees: 📖 Reading 💻 CIS2 Fundamentals of Sys Analysis 🧮 Calculus ⚙️ Assembly "I've got plenty of time." Closes Canvas. 😴 Tuesday Matthew "I'll start tomorrow." Spends 45 minutes organizing folders. 📂 School 📂 School New 📂 School New Final 📂 School New FINAL FINAL Actual work completed: 0% 🤔 Wednesday Matthew "I should probably get moving." Completes something useful. Gets interrupted. 👩 Little Lady: "The washers are open." 🧔 Matthew: "Negative." 🔥 Thursday Matthew Suddenly discovers: 🚨 STUFF IS DUE Transforms into: 👨💻 Programmer 🌐 Network Admin 🖥️ Raspberry Pi Technician 📚 Documentation Writer 😨 Deadline Survivor ⚙️ Assembly Matthew "I don't know Assembly." 30 minutes later: ADD MUL AND ORR 2 hours later: AAPCS Stack Alignment ARM32 AArch64 4 hours later: "I am become Register." 🍓 Raspberry Pi Matthew Feels like a movie hacker. Reality: ssh scp gcc Progress: ✅ Surprisingly successful 🤦 PEBKAC Matthew Program: Enter two integers: Matthew: 63 Program: ... Matthew: ... Program: ... 20 minutes later: 7 Program: ✅ Works Perfectly 📝 README Matthew Assignment: Turn in source file. Matthew: I'll create documentation. Assignment: ... Matthew: And references. Assignment: ... Matthew: And screenshots. Assignment: ... Matthew: And a ZIP file. 🤷 Syllabus Matthew AFTER SUBMITTING "Wait... what if the professor wanted a different format?" Reads syllabus. Finds nothing. 😳 Canvas Matthew "I should submit the assignment." Canvas: Sir... You already submitted it. 😡 Sunday Matthew Logs into Canvas. Sees remaining work. Immediately launches investigation. "WHY DID TUESDAY MATTHEW DO EXACTLY SHTTT?" 😴 Tuesday Matthew (Defense) "I was tired." 😡 Sunday Matthew "Denied." 🧮 Summer Matthew Appears from past timeline. Drops completed Calculus problems on desk.
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lay the fuck down (v and now a n)
if you ever wanted a song for your brand, your story, or just something you need to get out of your head, im running a free workshop this week. we write and build your song live, you leave with it. thursday 6:30p or saturday 11a pst, 90 min, 6 seats each comment here or dm me if you want a spot
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Katrinka from Celestial Nights of Snow Ice and Polar Bears
I am reintroducing my True Self. I pray you enjoy the Shift of timelines... Hmmm yes since childhood living on the Churchill River with Dog teams and komatiks. Also shapeshifting ... listening to the spheres in the night sky, the stars singing and marching. Feeling one with Earth Mother who carries us through the nights and day.... clairaudience is the given gift of this age. That is why I need to live in a small community not a city. Cities overwhelm with all the thought forms in the air close to the ground. Ideas come and go. Often times I have met people that instantly I knew from a past life. And when you understand Quantum Physics then you will understand that Past, Present, Future are happening all at once. So if someone is pushing you to forget the past then their misunderstanding is theirs not yours. Healing happens when a soul is prepared, readied and fully conscious. Not someone else's timeline. AUM to the House of Honey and Gold. The Bees are circling the Hive.....making honey and spiritual gold. This song of the universe reverberates in the eye of Source.... Having been called Katrinka my entire life as a token of love to my father's Grandmother from Poland I prefer to share this is my truth. Having grown up with Inuit and Cree Shapeshifting where drumming and Mother nature are all One. My animal totem is the Polar Bear and I was also given the totem of Skunk medicine which I carry with me always. My Grandfather from Scotland in the Black Watch Pipe Band had a totem of Black Bear Wolverine and I believe his medicine was passed on through my blood. So ancestors carry messages and the places we land and live that feed our souls and we then have many powers to use for good or evil. The choice is ours. I choose good. I pray you too choose the best path for you alone know what that is. How close to a Polar Bear have you been? I have a story about that... another time
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Free to Choose 🪂
Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane is a choice. Getting the parachute to open? 😂
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Decided to Try Ultrawide Screen
I always thought that if I make an ultrawide screen project, it should be something outside and something very visual. This is both. I also wanted an epic score. This supports my Red Planet Sirens projects. Before, in another video, we saw Mara rescue the Ingenuity helicopter. Now she is going to take Yuri out and rescue the Perseverance Rover. In a future episode of Yuri's Vlog we will see both of them displayed in the Mars Science Museum. I tried adding 16mm film grain but it muted the colors so I decided to go with no grain. The starting frame and animation prompt were with ChatGPT. Animation was SD 2.0 with Magica. The music prompt was ChatGPT and scored with Suno. Edited with Adobe Premiere Pro. Did you watch Perseverance launch or land on Mars in February 2021?
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