Revisited Santa Claus(e)- Al Voss (Post from Scott)

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With the passing of Christianity's most optimistic and promising tale we may now move on to the realities of holiday myth and subsequent dangers.

Do you truly believe the elves are midgets?

Wrong!!! They are young boys whose pictures were once on milk cartons. Some were trained by Epstein before being sold and transported to the snowy land.

"He knows whose been naughty or nice." Indeed! He's a voyeur!!! And now firmly entrenched in digital, his job is so much easier.

Have you noticed the naughty boys disappear disproportionately?

Do you really think those boys like it there?

Maybe a few do.

And how come Mrs Clause had no children?

Because she's tranny.

The hours these boys must work. Yet fun and recreation are those that enliven Niklaus only.

The situation worsens due to the reindeer.

Frankly, experimenting with a sheep, lamb or Shetland is a rite of passage. But to force bestiality with full-grown reindeer on mostly prepubescent boys seems extreme.

And, do the reindeer really enjoy it?

Is Rudolph's red nose actually a metaphor for hemorrhoids?

Santa's bag is not filled with typical gifts. It's filled with somobulant boys who are delivered to those with the money: Clinton and Obama, Tom Hanks, Oprah. Biden prefers young girls with fragrant hair...

At times his bag has pickups for redistribution and retraining.

And all the reindeer are male also.

I believe this is why Trump wants Greenland.

From there, Tom Hohman can zero in on the actual location and stop another Human Trafficking ring.

Do you really think his beard is real? No. It's to avoid facial recognition.

Is it really Cosby?

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