And I'm sorry for keeping secrets. But now it's time to tell the whole truth!
This community is not owned by me. I'm nothing but a humble servant to it's true owner: Roasty the Dragon.
The whole purpose of this place is to feed him roasts and keep his hunger satiated. Look at him, he looks cute now, but if he gets hungry the world will be in flames! So let's put some stuff in the grill. Let's roast!
Otherwise, we're all doomed!