Over the weekend, I began searching through the "Discovery" communities. I want to see what was there, but I also was looking for a Men's Bible study society. I found two Christian groups of interest: one which boasted of "daily prayer and fellowship" and the other spoke of "five pillars of Christian manhood." Being a former Men's Pastor myself, I was interested to see how these communities had structured their lessons. From the beginning, the first community was a flop. None of the daily “prayer warriors or truth seekers" showed up Friday, Saturday, Sunday, or (as of 12:35 pm, Eastern) Monday to approve my request to join. The second community got back to me within minutes. I was approved and quickly climbed to Level 5 in the group; then it happened. I committed the two unpardonable sins: (1) Thou shall not read any Bible version other than the King James (KJV only) and (2) Thou shall not question the group leader about his beliefs. Let me provide a bit of information here: I was born again, baptized, and committed myself to lifelong study of God’s Word in 1968. Since then, I read a Christian book per month, and I read through a new Bible version every year. (Yes, I have 58 Bibles on my shelf.) I read English, Greek, and Hebrew texts. I have worn out two Strong’s Concordances and three Vine’s Expositions. Josephus, Roget’s, and other printed scholarly works are also on my shelf, and, yes, I have read them all. I have been a lay pastor for 58 years; serving as a youth leader, youth pastor, district director for Campus Crusade, music ministry pastor, children’s pastor, men's pastor, street ministry pastor, traveling evangelist, and international Creation science teacher. I have alphabet soup after my name: I have a master’s degree (M.S.) in science education; a master’s degree (M.Ed.) in education, emphasis in curriculum design and learning; a master’s degree (M.S. MT.) in medical technology; a bachelor’s degree (B.S.) in chemistry, with biology minor; and a bachelor’s degree (B.A.) in psychology, with a minor in history. In short, I am not a flake or idiot.