I say we take a Pig Lifeline vacation. But we take our pigs. So, lets hear some interesting ideas. Remember this is in my fantasy so nothing is too hard! 😆 🐽

Chip has had a terrible day at work. He usually comes home and spends the next hour loving on everyone and feeding bananas. Last night he had to work until almost 2 am this morning get up and go back by 6 am. Train cars derailed and almost injured him and 2 others last night. It’s been a rough 24 hrs. Today has been a lot of paperwork and testing. Railroad commission is at his job. It’s bad. They are investigating. Someone seriously tried to hurt my husband and 2 other employees last night. Because he’s so stressed I went ahead and gave everyone their snacks and did everything he normally does. Big mistake!! Zipporah is at the gate and I feel like she’s cussing me out. Petunia is doing the same. As well as Belle. I can hear the others outside. He’s now giving snacks for the second time day. Exhausted and about to have a meltdown. Why are people so mean and hateful? Here’s a clip of Zipporah screaming at me.

Every year I get a duck couple that comes. I like to think its the same couple. They arent afraid of me. I feed them. When they see me they come towards me. We named the Lucy & Ricky. I know zero about ducks. But they've been back for about a week now. Staying all day until night and they leave. Today, I got home from work. Only Lucy is here. And shes doing something weird with her wings. Shes been doing it non stop. Like jerking them. Anyone know what shes doing? And where the hell is Ricky?!

Tilly is not a morning pig. She loves her beauty rest.

Can someone anyone puhhhh leazzze for the life of me tell me who labeled " hot flashes" A flash is here and gone in like the blink of an eye ...right 🤷‍♀️ ..... my hot flashes come and stay for what seems like an eternity AND for no good reason. Example I am sitting in my home with a nice cool breeze outside, windows open, fan on , not doing a darn thing but some research on my laptop. This is NOT a legit reason to be sweating as if I am in the middle of the desert in July running a marathon with a snow suit on, it's not. BUT .... here I am doing just that. 🤦‍♀️ sooo apparently searching for farriers is way tougher than anyone imagined and probably why there is not a current list available at this time. Someone pls consult HR for this and advise them I may need to seek medical attention. 🤣