I still don’t understand why Canada doesn’t have peptides websites and don't sell products like skincare, health and more..😩
We act like a rich country, but operate like a cautious librarian with anxiety.
Every industry here feels underpowered, but the peptide industry?
Gone. Reduced to atoms.
If a peptide crosses the border, Health Canada tackles it like:
“SIR, PUT THE MOLECULE DOWN.”
Canada is so strict that if water cured anything, they’d ban hydration.
You ask for peptides and they’re like:
“Have you tried waiting?”
Waiting for WHAT?? Death??
Meanwhile in the U.S.:
People wake up like,
“Hmm… today I’ll optimize my gut, hormones, sleep, skin, brain, mitochondria, and vibe.”
Doctors there be running a build-a-human workshop:
“Sir, would you like enhanced recovery, fat loss, or main-character energy?”
Canada healthcare is basically:
“You’re alive? Good. Come back when you’re not.”
Peptides in Canada are treated like illegal fireworks:
“Too powerful. Too exciting. Absolutely not.”
In the U.S., peptides are treated like pre-workout:
“Take responsibly… or don’t. Godspeed.”
At this point I’m thinking of moving to the States just so I can experience what it’s like to have options.
Not even better healthcare — just OPTIONS.
Canada gives you one option:
“Trust the process.”
The U.S. gives you a menu so big it needs a warning label.
Canada be like:
“We protect you.”
U.S. be like:
“You’re an adult. Figure it out.”
And the wild part?
Canada will legalize weed, sell it in Apple-store packaging,
but peptides??
“Absolutely not. That’s where we draw the line.” 🌿❌💉
Comment and share your experience if you’re in Canada 🇨🇦
I want to know how you’re surviving out here with zero access.
And to my U.S. researchers 🇺🇸 — please tell me how it feels to wake up every day with unlimited options.
Do you just casually order peptides like Amazon Prime add-ons?