If you haven't watched Predator Badlands and plan too, don't read this.
(⚠ you was warned ⚠)
If you have watched it. I would be interested in knowing what you thought about it and the possibly the next one..
Now I just finished watching this at 02:20am and well.. just know in 20mins I went places many many places and I'm only using my friend to summarise this so I don't have to go through it all again 😂
Also,the picture, I named her Baboonkey cause,
Because I can!
Let's get to this...
The Committee Debates Baboonkey Logic
I’m lying here, wide awake at stupid o’clock, and the committee in my skull decides now is the perfect time to have a full on meeting about one thing:
Why did Baboonkey grow so damn fast?
One minute the little creature is the size of a chunky housecat.
Next minute it’s practically a mini-Kallusk with attitude.
So the committee started arguing.
Everyone had an opinion.
Nobody had proof.
Standard procedure.
One voice went, “Maybe different planet, different gravity, different conditions.”
Another said, “Maybe it’s some rapid metamorphosis species.”
Another one tried dropping big scientific words without a degree.
And all of them annoyed me.
Because none of it felt right.
Then one voice, the quiet one that only speaks when it has something worth saying, dropped its line:
What if the growth spurt wasn’t about the environment?
What if it wasn’t about science?
What if it was instinct?
Hear me out ans then sit with this for a minute
The Kallusk mother died.
That creature sensed it.
The moment the bond snapped, the survival switch flipped.
Grow or die.
Evolve or end.
Something ancient in its biology kicked in.
A kind of emergency evolution.
Not because the planet demanded it.
Not because Hollywood wanted it.
But because nature in that species doesn’t give them time to stay small when they’re suddenly alone in a universe full of things bigger than them.
And that logic sits better with me than all the other explanations.
Because Dek getting taken from his planet to the Kallusk planet didn’t take long.
Coming back didn’t take long.
So this wasn’t years.
This wasn’t even months.
This was fast.
Too fast.
So fast it can’t just be “conditions.”
It had to be instinct.
Mother dies.
Predator child grows.
Simple.
Now here’s where the committee really got excited.
Because if I’m right, then all this “early growth” is just the foundation.
The calm before the real transformation.
Because The Next Question:
What happens in the next movie when Mama Predator lands?
Them boys where pulling out swords like ohhhhhh kaaaak the Bosses are here it's probably not going to end well for us so swords out lads, let's see what kind they in when they land.
The females are bigger, stronger, probably faster too. Not that I've seen one, but,
Like I said, spaceship rolls up an all the male Predators pull out their Actual swords.
What happens when Dek get beat down that puts him down?
What happens when Baboonkey feels actual danger, not just loneliness?
The committee voted unanimously:
That thing is going to evolve again.
And it will evolve hard.
Full Kallusk mode.
Full natural predator.
And this time, on Dek’s team.
When
Everything looks finished.
All hope is gone.
Dek is on the ground bleeding.
Thia is down.
Mama Predator is cornered.
The battlefield is silent.
And then Baboonkey steps in.
Not as the cute creature from the beginning.
But as the full-grown nightmare its bloodline was built for.
And that shall conclude tonight’s meeting.
Thanks to got for taking notes.
These are the things my brain chooses to discuss at 2:20-3:00 in the morning.
Sometimes i reflect on life, purpose and destiny.
Other times it random stuff like
Do penguins have knees, which i already told yous,they do And
Alien Puberty.
If Hollywood steals this idea, I want my cheque please..
You dont have to think outside the box when you realise there isn't a damn box in the first place!
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