All right! Taisei’s Quick-Fix Advice Show is coming at you tonight! Let’s get right to it.
First, we have Hanako, an elementary school student.
“My parents are always arguing. What should I do?”
Easy. Take the side of whoever is going to win.
Next! Joey, a junior high school student.
“I want to be beautiful.”
Okay. Break all the mirrors.
Next, we have Mary. She’s an adult.
“How can I improve my English?”
Easy. Go to CS. Oh, and don’t forget to tell them I sent you.
And now, our last caller tonight: Kramer, an adult.
“I tend to waste time without even realizing it. How can I fix that?”
Never, ever listen to this program.
Thank you for listening. See you tomorrow!
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