And in wine, if we are to be beveragelly correct. Hold your liquor, fellow divas, as what follows is heaven’s technology to rejuvenate your skin. That glass of red wine you enjoy every now and then can give you exactly what it gave the wealthy, the powerful and the aristocrats since the dawn of our civilisation: pleasure, yes, and a kind of passion that priests have feared and pushed beer on us instead, but also something women have a never-ending desire for, long-lasting beauty. Grapes, the Sweet Status of the Rich 👑 You don’t see many ads for wine, but there are plenty for beer, and there is at least one saucy reason for it. Throughout the ages, grapes and wine were high-status symbols, just as a Jaguar, a Patek Philippe or a pair of custom-made shoes are today, and their use in beauty and rejuvenation signalled access to both wealth and knowledge. Who else could afford to bathe in wine or wine-enriched waters to kepp themselves all bud-sy and rosy for long? The Romans, the Greeks, the Spartans, the Indians and the Chinese: written accounts from the ancients say they all did it, but only the wealthy could afford the generous amounts a wine bath needs to keep beauty from withering for as long as possible. A Cure for the Celebrities of Disease The less well-off could still use grapes and wine, but mostly for their basic needs, those of health, meaning medicine, as medicine requires less for more. Herbs were concocted, infused and decocted in wine, which powerfully extracts their healing compounds and delivers them in such a pleasant way. 🍷Spices like cloves and cinnamon and herbs like thyme, wormwood and rosemary went into wine and protected people from getting ill during the worst of plagues: think bubonic plague, cholera, typhoid, the 1918 flu and other celebrities of the disease world, the ones that downed people by the millions. When Grapes Were Doctors🎁 Grapes and wine were used to nourish the sick, hydrate them when water was contaminated, build back their blood and bring their bodies back to health. A closer-to-modern example is the ‘grape cure’ sanatoria of 19th-century Switzerland, Germany and Austria, used for many a wasting disease. Have a look through the writings on wine of Hippocrates, Dioscorides, Pliny the Elder, Galen and Celsus: they all write extensively about different wines for healing.