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Jun '25 โข ๐ฉ Litter Box
๐พ Meet the One Who Pays for the Treats (and Talks to Hoomans)
But first me, Hunter AKA Commander Floof
Breed: Wolf of Mystery ๐บ
Title: Head of Backyard Patrol
Known for: Taking my job very seriously and howling at the moon or singing the song of my people
Voted โMost Likely to Spark a Zoomie Crisis During a Zoom Callโ
Hooman: Angela (she thinks sheโs in charge ๐)
My hoomanโs a bit of a health nut. Not for herself, for ME!
๐ฅฉ She talks about nutrition.
๐ฆด She pokes my glutes to check muscle tone. Rude!
๐ She reads textbooks. FOR FUN. (Who even does that โ)
Anyway, sheโs a Dog Rehab & Core Fitness Specialistโฆ which means she tells other hoomans how to keep their doggos less breaky and more zoomy.
She also created this Skool group back home in the YOU_K, but weโre just here to hang out, share the love, and maybe cause a little mischief .....
Things you should know about her:
- She believes core muscles are life.
- She doesnโt let me eat pebbles.
- She gives brilliant belly rubs.
- And sheโs dead serious about canine health, but never takes herself too seriously.
We know this is cat territory ๐ผ
But if youโve got room for one slightly over-enthusiastic canine and his wellness-obsessed hooman weโre in.
May your litter trays be fresh and your zoomies well-timed
Sniff ya later, Commander Floof and Hooman Angela at your service ๐บ
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