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Which Harry Potter house is the best? ⚯ ͛ 🪄

Vote on the poll and tell us WHY YOUR HOUSE IS THE BEST in the comments! Tag someone and tell them what house you think they are based on the description below!

🦁 Gryffindor

The “post first, think later” crew. They’re out here dropping wild takes, tagging the entire community, and somehow pulling off heroic leaderboard climbs with pure chaotic bravery.

🐍 Slytherin

The silent assassins of Goosify. They don’t post much, but when they do, it’s a perfectly engineered comment that steals all the points. Scheming in the DMs, plotting their rise to #1 while you’re distracted with memes.

🦅 Ravenclaw

The ones writing 10-paragraph think pieces on why Goosechu is a metaphor for late-stage capitalism. They get fewer likes but massive respect — the “philosopher-posters” keeping the cult lore deep.

🦡 Hufflepuff

The glue of Goosify. Always in the comments hyping everyone up, handing out fire emojis like candy, and turning every post into a wholesome group hug. If you’re loved here, it’s probably thanks to a Puff.

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