Google said it was sunscald.
AI #1 swore it was blossom end rot.
AI #2 confidently chimed in with, “Obviously, one is sunscald and the other is blossom end rot.”
Each gave me a TED Talk explaining why they were right.
So I did the only logical thing—I yanked both peppers off in a fit of existential crisis.
Then stood there, holding them like a betrayed gardener in a daytime soap, whispering, “I trust nothing anymore".