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In mission 1400 has a new series that I am doing which is biweekly summaries, to practice reading comprehension . Anyways, people really liked this gen-z one I did, and so

@Larry W

requested another one in gen alpha, I posted this mission 1400 but I think y'all will like this more:

The original doc if anyone is interested in the normal version: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ndu2adYAiOX9n6uH0DevGzQygr6KX3bcvXm4sTRkY6o/edit?usp=sharing

My summary (I tried not to be too cringe, but to be cringe is to be free 😝): Ok y'all, Canada decided it needed to LOCK IN and take action against these skibidi sus predators targeting teens below 16 😭🙏. It wanted to ban social media for all under-16s. Around 67% of the public are giving W’s in the chat, but the law lowkey may NOT be dropping anytime soon 💀. The Senate is basically like "hold up gang, this ain’t main character energy" and wants to thoroughly vibe-check the bill. They’re especially concerned about how the bill plans to protect Canadians’ biometrics and private data from getting leaked or breached by tech companies 💀. While the bill will probably pass, tech companies are likely gonna TWEAK OUT and start pushing back against the government 😭🙏.

While the idea is cooking, kids ain’t delulu 💀. They know how to navigate the internet WAY better than the uncs in charge. To actually enforce this rule, the government would probably need to create an age-verification system or something similar using biometric data.

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