Three things: 1. What you do / where you're coming from. 2. The moment you most need to be coherent — and instead fragment. (The pitch? The hard conversation? The blow-up at home?) 3. What made you skeptical enough to actually check this out. That third one matters. Skeptics are my favorite people here.

I promised myself that I'm gonna be myself. That means all the 'fucks' and cuss words, jokes, sarcasm, roasting, and field-etiquette. I spent 7 years in the Army and before that I played sports my whole life so no holds barred! Someone get's offended...it's probably for the best. My brother's in the service would be the first to share how much of a tight-ass I was....I got butthurt about all the shit they flicked at me. After 2 weeks in...I was choppin' it up and dishin' it out. Basic training ended up being a blast. If I was a little bitch the whole time....I would have hated it!