Why did I get a cat? 😂 So I could pay rent in my own house while someone else sleeps 18 hours a day. 😭🐈

I don't own a cat. I employ a tiny, furry manager who contributes nothing financially but has unlimited PTO.

Me: buys my cat the finest food My cat: sniffs it and walks away like I served prison food. 😂

My cat sleeps for 20 hours a day. But at 3 AM, suddenly it's training for the Feline Olympics.

I bought my cat a $100 bed. Guess where it sleeps? The Amazon box it came in.