1. Never draft a player from the Jets. 2. Run away from Running Backs by Committee. 3. Avoid accepting trades while drunk. 4. God does not care about your team. 5. “Show me your TD’s” is always an acceptable team name. 6. Yahoo is the best platform for Fantasy, until they messed with it, now it’s Sleeper. 7. Don’t forget Thursday Games! 8. If you draft a QB in the first round you have already lost. 9. Matthew Berry is the definition of “Love/Hate”. 10. 12 team leagues are the best.