I've invited plenty of Skool members who have declared themselves (including a Geordie and a Mackem which could be fun!) If you see this and know of any died-in-the-wool fans, please spread the word

Yes, I'm that old. I wear red undies and my shirt on match days, drink from a Liverpool mug and pint glass and live in Queensland. Show us your colours!

Do you wear underwear in your club colours on match day? Do you ignore the cat/dog/wife/husband/significant other when you lose? Is the quality of your life influenced by a result? If so, this is the place for you. The community isn't a sanitised, love everybody, warm hug place. Let's be on the terrace and enjoy some banter. All members are expected to introduce themselves, say where they live, state their allegiance and participate. Let's play.