Catch the AI in your writing. There's a specific way AI writes that no person ever does: fake-profound, self-narrating, allergic to a plain sentence. The "not X — it's Y" reframe. The mic-drop closing line. "Worth naming." Calling everything "load-bearing." Once you see it, you can't unsee it, and it's showing up in emails, posts, and blogs everywhere. SlopCheck names those patterns and strips them out. It's a writing skill you can install, and a set of rules you can paste into any tool. What it does Three modes: - Guide — the model loads the rules before it writes, so the slop never shows up. - Detect — paste a draft, get every tic flagged by name and a 0–100 "human score." - Rewrite — get a plain-English version back, with a one-line note on what was cut.