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Joke 1:
One night on the road…
👧🏼Girl: excuse me, what time is it?
👦🏼Boy: I haven’t got a watch, but I have a trumpet.
👧🏼Girl: WHAT?!?!? a TRUMPET?!?!?
The boy blows his trumpet loudly. 🎺 A lady peers out from a window.👵🏼
👵🏼Lady: QUIET! It’s eleven o’clock!!!
👦🏼Boy: See? It’s eleven o’clock.
Joke 2:
Q: What do you call a bee from America?
A: A USB.
Joke 3:
Q: Why can’t you trust stairs?
A: they’re always up to something.
Joke 4:
Q: What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes?
A: I’ll ketchup!
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