So Thursday we were playing dnd. We were at a dead cultist soldier’s funeral. So, for some f*cking reason, the osteomancer wizard asks, “can I have his pelvis?” 5 times. The commander, me, and the dm said no, and he was sad ☠️ and I had to roll deception b/c the cultists had slaves, and I said I do too to re,ate and got nat 20+8=28 ☠️