29d • General discussion
MR JOHNNY
Now I met Mr. Johnny when Mr. Right
walked out of my life
I met him one night while in the store
Caught my eye as soon as I walked thru the door
Chocolate brown and tall as eva
I checked him out to see if he was on my level
All signs said we was good to go
We crept to keep it on the low
Now I had never done this before in my life
But the way things were going; it was on 2 nite
We jetted back to my house
And that’s where I got turned out
I was all ova that bed like you wouldn’t believe
Mr. Johnny fulfilled my need
After that nite, Mr. Johnny decided to stay
For safe keeping; I tuck Mr. Johnny away
In the back of my closet or in my draw
Not one flaw
No kids, std’s, no drama
Believe it or not; no baby mama
Very quiet and very soft spoken
The only noise u hear is when I’m moaning
I can turn him off and on
Let me tell u he can keeps going and going
Especially
when he’s jam-packed of Energizer
Full of battery juice; reenergizes me
The 1st time I used him I hurt my teeth
U know I had to make sure he was right for me
I’m so full of battery acid
Who would have thought I would fall in love
with something that’s made of plastic
Stomach muscles tightening
Now I think about having little Coppertop children
It’s become apparent that I’m not in love with a human
But I got an idea of creating the ideal man
To enhance Mr. Johnny
Here’s my plan
To build around it as if it was a quarterback
I want the perfect team
So only the best assets; U better believe
Mr. Johnny, Mr. Johnny, he put it on me or maybe
I should say I put it on myself
I do it so good I don’t need nobody’s help
Johnny don’t cum lately
Unless he’s in need of batteries
Then I’m up shit’s creek
without a paddle
Mr. Johnny whom I’ve chosen to settle (with)
Couldn’t find the man I was looking for
Ain’t it ironic that I found this man on a shelf in an adult store!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Johnny, Mr. Johnny
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MR JOHNNY
