Now I met Mr. Johnny when Mr. Right walked out of my life I met him one night while in the store Caught my eye as soon as I walked thru the door Chocolate brown and tall as eva I checked him out to see if he was on my level All signs said we was good to go We crept to keep it on the low Now I had never done this before in my life But the way things were going; it was on 2 nite We jetted back to my house And thatās where I got turned out I was all ova that bed like you wouldnāt believe Mr. Johnny fulfilled my need After that nite, Mr. Johnny decided to stay For safe keeping; I tuck Mr. Johnny away In the back of my closet or in my draw Not one flaw No kids, stdās, no drama Believe it or not; no baby mama Very quiet and very soft spoken The only noise u hear is when Iām moaning I can turn him off and on Let me tell u he can keeps going and going Especially when heās jam-packed of Energizer Full of battery juice; reenergizes me The 1st time I used him I hurt my teeth U know I had to make sure he was right for me Iām so full of battery acid Who would have thought I would fall in love with something thatās made of plastic Stomach muscles tightening Now I think about having little Coppertop children Itās become apparent that Iām not in love with a human But I got an idea of creating the ideal man To enhance Mr. Johnny Hereās my plan To build around it as if it was a quarterback I want the perfect team So only the best assets; U better believe Mr. Johnny, Mr. Johnny, he put it on me or maybe I should say I put it on myself I do it so good I donāt need nobodyās help Johnny donāt cum lately Unless heās in need of batteries Then Iām up shitās creek without a paddle Mr. Johnny whom Iāve chosen to settle (with) Couldnāt find the man I was looking for Aināt it ironic that I found this man on a shelf in an adult store!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Johnny, Mr. Johnny